Asmodeus: Grimly!
Grimly: Yeah, boss?
Asmodeus: I hear you coaxed a toddler into yanking a cat’s tail today.
Grimly: Yeah, just doing my job.
Asmodeus: Did you bother to check what kind of cat it was?
Grimly: Sure, it was a just a typical orange tabby. What’s the problem?
Asmodeus: It was a witch’s familiar, you idiot.
Grimly: It wasn’t a black cat!
Asmodeus: Witches don’t care about that stuff anymore. How are you gonna make this right?
Grimly: ...
Asmodeus: I’ve already had to grant her a personal favor, but you’re going to need to personally apologize…to the cat.
Grimly: Demons don’t apologize.
Asmodeus: You do now. Report back when you’re done, and make it convincing, or you can spend the next long portion of eternity in the 9th circle.
Grimly: Yes, boss.